I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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