I wish they made helmets for livers.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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