For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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