I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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