May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm both gender and math confused
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
