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you win
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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