Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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