3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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