He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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