I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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