You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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