Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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