Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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