Someone shit on the floor
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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