WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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