I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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