I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
