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so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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