i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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