Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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