YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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