Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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