so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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