All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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