He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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