I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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