Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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