Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She tied me up with her honor cords...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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