i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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