Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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