My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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