I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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