Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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