He uses pillows to masturbate.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
