I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn