Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Come share oat with me in your robe
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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