yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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