just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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