i just had sex bonerless
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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