Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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