This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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