I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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