How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
How drunk are you?
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