Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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