oh god the rape fog is back!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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