so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is it penis luge time yet?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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