Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize
