I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i now understand why vodka
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
try to milk me bitch
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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