Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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