Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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