Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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