If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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