No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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