Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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