Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Farmville is her only friend.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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