dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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